1 00:00:00,731 --> 00:00:02,133 PREVIOUSLY ON... 2 00:00:02,133 --> 00:00:04,175 ORSON'S BLACKMAILING ME TO STAY WITH HIM. 3 00:00:04,175 --> 00:00:06,637 TO ESCAPE HER MARRIAGE... LAMAR BENJAMIN? 4 00:00:06,637 --> 00:00:09,510 YOU KNOW MY HUSBAND ORSON FROM THE STATE PENITENTIARY. 5 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:12,213 BREE ARRANGED HER OWN BLACKMAIL... 6 00:00:12,213 --> 00:00:15,046 I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT ANYMORE. WHILE A FRIENDSHIP... 7 00:00:15,046 --> 00:00:17,048 OH. HIT THE ROCKS. 8 00:00:17,048 --> 00:00:19,050 LYNETTE, YOU WANTED TO SUE US! 9 00:00:19,050 --> 00:00:20,691 THAT PROVES THAT YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND. OH, MY GOD! 10 00:00:20,691 --> 00:00:23,524 (Nick) ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN. ALL RIGHT? I'M NOT AN IDIOT. 11 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:26,157 I USED A PREPAID, AND THERE'S NO WAY THEY'RE EVER GONNA FIND US. (Angie) I KILLED A MAN. 12 00:00:26,157 --> 00:00:29,100 A DESPERATE ACT... DANNY? NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 13 00:00:29,100 --> 00:00:31,332 LED TO A REVELATION. 14 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:34,205 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME JUICE, DANNY? MY NAME'S TYLER. 15 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:39,070 THE WHOLE TIME I WAS WITH YOU, ALL I THOUGHT ABOUT WAS SUSAN. 16 00:00:39,070 --> 00:00:43,114 AND A REVELATION... IF YOU MEAN IT, THEN PLEASE KILL ME. 17 00:00:43,114 --> 00:00:46,417 I DON'T CARE ENOUGH ABOUT YOU TO KILL YOU. 18 00:00:46,417 --> 00:00:49,120 LED TO A DESPERATE ACT. (shaky voice) I NEED AN AMBULANCE RIGHT AWAY. 19 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,822 I'M LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD. (gasps) 20 00:00:51,822 --> 00:00:53,684 (clatters) 21 00:00:58,829 --> 00:01:02,193 (Mary Alice) DAPHNE BICKS WAS AN UNHAPPY WOMAN. 22 00:01:02,193 --> 00:01:06,066 AND NO ONE KNEW THIS BETTER THAN HER HUSBAND. 23 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:09,340 THAT'S WHY HE HIRED HER TO WORK WITH HIM. 24 00:01:09,340 --> 00:01:13,274 HE THOUGHT IT MIGHT CHEER HER UP. 25 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:15,276 BUT SADLY, 26 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:17,278 JEFF BICKS SOON DISCOVERED 27 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:19,680 THAT IT WOULD TAKE A LOT MORE THAN A JOB... 28 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,282 THIS COFFEE'S COLD. 29 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:25,156 TO KEEP HIS WIFE FROM COMPLAINING. 30 00:01:25,156 --> 00:01:26,817 (scoffs) 31 00:01:26,817 --> 00:01:29,660 SHE COMPLAINED FROM THE MOMENT THEY GOT UP IN THE MORNING... 32 00:01:29,660 --> 00:01:31,792 WELL, ANOTHER SLEEPLESS NIGHT THANKS TO YOUR SNORING. 33 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:33,794 (horns honking) TILL THEY WERE ON THEIR WAY HOME 34 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:35,796 AT THE END OF THE DAY. 35 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:39,570 YOU WANT TO SEE IF YOU CAN HIT ALL THE RED LIGHTS? 36 00:01:39,570 --> 00:01:41,572 THINGS HAD GOTTEN SO BAD, 37 00:01:41,572 --> 00:01:46,537 JEFF BICKS BEGAN TO WONDER WHEN GOD WOULD END HIS SUFFERING. 38 00:01:46,537 --> 00:01:49,680 LUCKILY FOR JEFF, 39 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,643 GOD HAD A PLAN. 40 00:01:52,643 --> 00:01:54,245 (engine whirring) 41 00:01:54,245 --> 00:01:56,247 YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE! YOU'RE SO CHEAP. 42 00:01:56,247 --> 00:01:58,249 IT'S FRIGGIN' CHRISTMAS, FOR GOD SAKE. 43 00:01:58,249 --> 00:02:00,321 I'M NOT BUYING YOU A NEW CAR. 44 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:02,323 TRICIA REED'S HUSBAND GOT HER A NEW CAR. 45 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:05,826 IT ISN'T EVEN A HOLIDAY. HE BOUGHT IT FOR HER BECAUSE SHE BEAT CANCER. 46 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,798 YOU BEAT CANCER, I'LL BUY YOU A CAR. 47 00:02:07,798 --> 00:02:10,161 DON'T BEAT IT, I'LL BUY YOU TWO. 48 00:02:10,161 --> 00:02:13,464 WHY ARE WE EVEN TOGETHER? (flatly) THE HOT SEX. 49 00:02:13,464 --> 00:02:15,206 YOU'RE CHEAP, RUDE. 50 00:02:15,206 --> 00:02:16,867 YOU LACK AMBITION. 51 00:02:16,867 --> 00:02:18,869 I SHOULD JUST DUMP YOUR SORRY ASS. 52 00:02:18,869 --> 00:02:20,871 YOU WANT A GIFT? YOU WANT A GIFT? 53 00:02:20,871 --> 00:02:22,543 HOW ABOUT A DIVORCE? 54 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:24,545 HA. DON'T TEMPT ME. I'M SERIOUS. 55 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:27,448 I ALREADY GOT THE NAME OF A DIVORCE ATTORNEY. 56 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:29,920 (engine continues whirring) 57 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:31,722 YOU WANT A DIVORCE? 58 00:02:31,722 --> 00:02:33,384 YOU GOT IT! 59 00:02:33,384 --> 00:02:35,386 YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS, 60 00:02:35,386 --> 00:02:37,758 AND HE'S GIVING ME MY BALLS BACK! 61 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:40,261 CORRECTION--ONE OF THEM. I GET HALF OF EVERYTHING. 62 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:43,264 BUT NOT THE BUSINESS. I STARTED THAT. WITH MY FATHER'S MONEY. 63 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:45,436 SO I GET HALF, AND I'M SELLING IT. 64 00:02:45,436 --> 00:02:47,738 WAIT A MINUTE. LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS. 65 00:02:47,738 --> 00:02:49,570 OH-HO! SO NOW YOU'RE SCARED? 66 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:50,871 YOU'D BE THAT VINDICTIVE? 67 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:53,804 DESTROY THE ONE THING I LOVE OUT OF SPITE? 68 00:02:53,804 --> 00:02:56,377 HELLO?! HAVE WE MET? OF COURSE I WOULD. 69 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:58,379 AND I AM NOT STOPPING THERE. 70 00:02:58,379 --> 00:03:01,682 BANK ACCOUNTS, PENSION FUNDS-- OOH, I'M GONNA RUIN YOU. 71 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,884 (gasps) OH, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 72 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,756 (strained voice) I CAN'T BREATHE. 73 00:03:05,756 --> 00:03:07,718 (scoffs) NICE TRY, BIG FAKER. 74 00:03:07,718 --> 00:03:10,721 OH! MY CHEST HURTS LIKE HELL. TAKE THE CONTROLS. 75 00:03:10,721 --> 00:03:11,892 WHAT? 76 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:13,894 AH! YOU GOTTA LAND THE PLANE. 77 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,226 UHH! 78 00:03:15,226 --> 00:03:16,227 OH. 79 00:03:16,227 --> 00:03:18,899 WHAT?! NO! YOU PIECE OF CRAP! 80 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:21,602 YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! 81 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:23,274 AND THAT IS HOW 82 00:03:23,274 --> 00:03:26,907 THE UNHAPPY MARRIAGE OF JEFF AND DAPHNE BICKS ENDED-- 83 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:28,739 IN A PLANE 84 00:03:28,739 --> 00:03:30,811 LOSING ALTITUDE 85 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:33,744 RIGHT ABOVE A CUL-DE-SAC... 86 00:03:33,744 --> 00:03:35,746 HEY, IS IT JUST ME, 87 00:03:35,746 --> 00:03:38,449 OR IS THAT PLANE FLYING REALLY LOW? 88 00:03:38,449 --> 00:03:41,221 BY THE NAME OF WISTERIA LANE. 89 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:59,370 DAD, I THINK IT'S GONNA CRASH. 90 00:03:59,370 --> 00:04:02,773 THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER-- 91 00:04:02,773 --> 00:04:06,347 THAT'S WHAT THE RESIDENTS OF WISTERIA LANE WERE DREAMING OF 92 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:10,721 AS THEY PREPARED FOR THEIR ANNUAL YULETIDE FESTIVAL. 93 00:04:10,721 --> 00:04:13,824 SO THEY HUNG UP A BANNER... 94 00:04:13,824 --> 00:04:17,828 (panting) BROUGHT OUT THEIR CANDY CANES... 95 00:04:17,828 --> 00:04:20,991 AND PUT UP SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 96 00:04:20,991 --> 00:04:24,435 AS EAGER AS CHILDREN FOR THE HOLIDAY TO BEGIN. 97 00:04:24,435 --> 00:04:26,497 OF COURSE, 98 00:04:26,497 --> 00:04:29,340 SOME WERE MORE CHILDISH THAN OTHERS. 99 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:32,343 LOOK AT THIS MESS. IT'S LIKE SANTA'S COLON. 100 00:04:32,343 --> 00:04:33,804 (laughing) 101 00:04:33,804 --> 00:04:35,676 (laughs) 102 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,748 THAT'S FUNNY. DID YOU HEAR THAT? 103 00:04:37,748 --> 00:04:41,852 HILARIOUS. ALMOST AS FUNNY AS WHEN ORSON SAID IT LAST YEAR. 104 00:04:44,355 --> 00:04:47,057 OKAY. HOW ABOUT SOME CHRISTMAS MUSIC? 105 00:04:47,057 --> 00:04:49,660 PARKER, YOU GOT THAT SOUND SYSTEM FIXED? 106 00:04:49,660 --> 00:04:50,691 (loud electrical pop) 107 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:52,062 (chuckles) ALMOST. 108 00:04:52,062 --> 00:04:55,065 DO WE REALLY WANT THE KID WORKING WITH ELECTRICITY? 109 00:04:55,065 --> 00:04:58,028 HE CAN'T EVEN GET THE NEWSPAPER ON MY PORCH. 110 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:04,004 YOU'RE CLUMPING. 111 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:10,781 HEY, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU TWO? I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO IT. 112 00:05:10,781 --> 00:05:12,913 WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, YOU NEED TO WORK IT OUT. 113 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:14,915 WE ARE CAROLING AT THE FESTIVAL ON SATURDAY, 114 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:17,448 AND WE CAN'T HAVE TWO OF OUR JINGLE BELLES FIGHTING. 115 00:05:17,448 --> 00:05:19,450 YOU KNOW, IF YOU NEED A REPLACEMENT, 116 00:05:19,450 --> 00:05:21,922 I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT I HAVE A DUSKY ALTO. (Karen) NO WAY! 117 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,624 GIRLS ONLY. 118 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:25,726 WE'RE THE JINGLE BELLES, NOT THE JINGLE BALLS. 119 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:29,360 SHOULDN'T YOU BE OUT STEALING THE LAST CAN OF WHO HASH? 120 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,902 YOU WANT TO SEE ME GO ALL GRINCH ON YOUR ASS? 121 00:05:33,864 --> 00:05:36,367 TO BE HONEST, BREE, I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA BE ABLE 122 00:05:36,367 --> 00:05:39,370 TO SING WITH LYNETTE AFTER SHE WAS-- AFTER SHE WHAT? ARE YOU ABOUT TO TRASH ME? 123 00:05:39,370 --> 00:05:41,872 I HAVE WAY TOO MUCH CLASS TO TRASH YOU, 124 00:05:41,872 --> 00:05:43,874 NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU DESERVE IT. 125 00:05:43,874 --> 00:05:46,847 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME. WHAT DID SHE DO? 126 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,348 SHE'S SUING CARLOS. 127 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,881 YOU'RE SUING HIM? BECAUSE HE FIRED ME. 128 00:05:50,881 --> 00:05:53,584 HE FIRED HER? BECAUSE SHE LIED ABOUT BEING PREGNANT. 129 00:05:53,584 --> 00:05:55,686 YOU'RE PREGNANT?! WITH TWINS. 130 00:05:55,686 --> 00:05:58,028 YOU KNEW? I TOLD HER TO KEEP IT QUIET. 131 00:05:58,028 --> 00:06:01,061 CONGRATULATIONS. SURE, TAKE HER SIDE. 132 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:03,764 SHE'S NOT! STOP FIGHTING. 133 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:06,467 I MEAN, WITH ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH LATELY-- 134 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:08,939 JULIE BEING ATTACKED, DANNY BOLEN'S OVERDOSE-- 135 00:06:08,939 --> 00:06:11,872 WE REALLY NEED SOME CHRISTMAS SPIRIT AROUND HERE. 136 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,574 SUSAN'S RIGHT. 137 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:16,677 THIS IS THE TIME WE SHOULD COME TOGETHER 138 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:18,679 AND CELEBRATE PEACE ON EARTH 139 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:20,911 AND GOOD WILL TOWARDS MEN AND... 140 00:06:20,911 --> 00:06:23,914 (sirens wailing, dogs barking in distance) 141 00:06:26,417 --> 00:06:29,490 OH, CRAP. WHO'S DEAD NOW? 142 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,992 (gurney rattling) 143 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,694 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 144 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:35,626 SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO KATHERINE. 145 00:06:37,728 --> 00:06:40,030 OH, MY GOD. I WAS JUST THERE FIVE MINUTES AGO. 146 00:06:40,030 --> 00:06:41,732 WAS SHE OKAY? 147 00:06:41,732 --> 00:06:43,734 WELL, SHE WAS REALLY UPSET. 148 00:06:43,734 --> 00:06:46,036 I HOPE SHE DIDN'T DO SOMETHING TO HERSELF. 149 00:06:47,738 --> 00:06:49,740 HEY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, 150 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:51,742 BUT I JUST HEARD THE COPS SAY 151 00:06:51,742 --> 00:06:54,785 THAT SOMEONE STABBED KATHERINE RIGHT IN THE GUT. WHAT? WHO WOULD DO THAT? 152 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:02,993 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 153 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:08,759 HEY THERE. HOW YOU FEELING? 154 00:07:08,759 --> 00:07:10,761 A LITTLE HUNGRY. 155 00:07:10,761 --> 00:07:14,705 THAT'S 'CAUSE THEY PUMPED YOUR STOMACH. 156 00:07:14,705 --> 00:07:16,837 BUT IF YOU WANT, TYLER, 157 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:18,869 I CAN HAVE THEM BRING YOU SOME SOUP. 158 00:07:18,869 --> 00:07:21,141 WHY DID YOU JUST CALL ME THAT? 159 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:23,744 YOU TOLD ME TO, LAST NIGHT. NO, I DIDN'T. 160 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,045 YES, YOU DID. TWICE. 161 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:27,047 YOU WERE STILL A LITTLE GROGGY, 162 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:29,049 BUT YOU DEFINITELY SAID YOUR NAME WAS TYLER. 163 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:32,753 UM, MAYBE I WAS DREAMING. 164 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:35,986 MY NAME'S DANNY. 165 00:07:35,986 --> 00:07:39,059 OKAY. 166 00:07:41,191 --> 00:07:44,495 UM, CAN I SEE MY MOM? 167 00:07:44,495 --> 00:07:45,666 PLEASE. 168 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:47,868 I'M SORRY. NOT WHILE YOU'RE UNDER OBSERVATION. 169 00:07:49,940 --> 00:07:53,744 I'LL HAVE SOMEONE BRING YOU THAT SOUP... DANNY. 170 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:58,779 I DON'T GET THIS. WE GAVE YOU A CHECK 171 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:01,081 TO COVER THE AMBULANCE AND EVERYTHING ELSE SO FAR. I KNOW. 172 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:03,814 BUT WE STILL NEED YOUR INSURANCE INFORMATION, MR. BOLEN. 173 00:08:03,814 --> 00:08:06,787 IT'S HOSPITAL POLICY. LIKE US NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE OUR KID? 174 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:08,789 SO YOU HAVE TWO STUPID POLICIES. 175 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:10,891 THERE COULD BE SOME UNFORESEEN EXPENSES, 176 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:13,864 TESTS WE MAY HAVE TO RUN. 177 00:08:13,864 --> 00:08:16,166 IF YOU DON'T HAVE INSURANCE, THERE ARE GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS. (sighs) 178 00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:18,869 MM. IF YOU COULD JUST GIVE ME YOUR INFORMATION-- 179 00:08:18,869 --> 00:08:20,871 NO! WE DON'T NEED A HANDOUT. 180 00:08:20,871 --> 00:08:23,704 WE HAVE CASH. THANK YOU, THOUGH. GAYLE. 181 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:26,076 CAN I SPEAK WITH THE BOLENS? 182 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:31,041 I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 183 00:08:31,041 --> 00:08:34,645 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 184 00:08:34,645 --> 00:08:36,647 I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP 185 00:08:36,647 --> 00:08:38,649 THE MOMENT YOU MOVED ONTO THE LANE. 186 00:08:38,649 --> 00:08:40,951 I MEAN... YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT YOUR PAST. 187 00:08:40,951 --> 00:08:43,854 WELL, WE'RE PRIVATE PEOPLE. IS THERE A LAW AGAINST THAT? 188 00:08:43,854 --> 00:08:46,857 HAVING NO INSURANCE, WANTING TO PAY CASH FOR EVERYTHING, 189 00:08:46,857 --> 00:08:50,661 HAVING A SON WHO CAN'T REMEMBER IF HIS NAME IS DANNY OR TYLER... 190 00:08:51,962 --> 00:08:54,665 WHERE YOU GOING WITH ALL THIS, MONA? 191 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,610 YOU'RE IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM, AREN'T YOU? 192 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:03,574 HUH. 193 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:07,578 YOU ARE ONE SHARP COOKIE. 194 00:09:07,578 --> 00:09:09,249 (laughs) 195 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:11,882 HOW'D YOU FIGURE IT OUT? 196 00:09:11,882 --> 00:09:13,323 HONESTLY? 197 00:09:13,323 --> 00:09:17,327 ONCE I NOTICED YOU WERE ITALIAN, I JUST KINDA WENT FROM THERE. 198 00:09:17,327 --> 00:09:18,829 NO OFFENSE. 199 00:09:18,829 --> 00:09:20,661 NONE TAKEN. 200 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:22,663 (chuckles) I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M RIGHT. 201 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:26,737 SO... WHAT WENT DOWN? YOU WITNESS A HIT? 202 00:09:26,737 --> 00:09:28,969 DID YOU RAT ON ONE OF THE FIVE FAMILIES? 203 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,701 WE, UM... 204 00:09:30,701 --> 00:09:33,704 WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT, MONA. 205 00:09:33,704 --> 00:09:36,607 AND NEITHER CAN YOU, TO ANYBODY. 206 00:09:36,607 --> 00:09:38,709 OF COURSE NOT. 207 00:09:38,709 --> 00:09:41,812 BECAUSE IF YOU DO SAY ANYTHING... 208 00:09:41,812 --> 00:09:44,685 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE YOU WHACKED. 209 00:09:48,719 --> 00:09:49,690 (laughs) 210 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,221 (laughs) (laughs) 211 00:09:51,221 --> 00:09:55,095 (all laughing) 212 00:10:01,271 --> 00:10:03,674 MM. 213 00:10:03,674 --> 00:10:07,077 ANY MORE NEWS ABOUT MIKE AND KATHERINE? 214 00:10:07,077 --> 00:10:10,110 NO. BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE EXONERATED. 215 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:13,684 MIKE COULD NEVER DO SOMETHING THAT AWFUL. 216 00:10:13,684 --> 00:10:16,917 THAT'S MY BREE--ALWAYS SEEING THE GOOD IN PEOPLE. 217 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,388 YES. 218 00:10:18,388 --> 00:10:22,092 WELL, UM... 219 00:10:22,092 --> 00:10:25,295 FORGIVE ME FOR STARTING YOUR DAY ON A SOUR NOTE, 220 00:10:25,295 --> 00:10:27,297 BUT I FILED FOR DIVORCE. 221 00:10:27,297 --> 00:10:28,999 HERE ARE THE PAPERS. 222 00:10:28,999 --> 00:10:31,932 AND IF YOU TRY TO STOP ME, 223 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:35,105 YOUR PAROLE OFFICER WILL SEE THESE. 224 00:10:35,105 --> 00:10:38,669 CONSORTING WITH A KNOWN FELON IS A PAROLE VIOLATION. 225 00:10:38,669 --> 00:10:41,772 IF YOU SEND ME TO JAIL FOR FRAUD, 226 00:10:41,772 --> 00:10:43,073 YOU'RE GOING WITH ME. 227 00:10:43,073 --> 00:10:45,716 IT'S OVER, ORSON. 228 00:10:47,217 --> 00:10:51,421 THIS MUST HAVE BEEN QUITE A PROJECT FOR YOU-- 229 00:10:51,421 --> 00:10:54,785 FINDING LAMAR, SETTING UP THE CAMERA. 230 00:10:54,785 --> 00:10:57,728 SORRY TO PUT YOU THROUGH SO MUCH NEEDLESS TROUBLE. 231 00:10:57,728 --> 00:10:59,389 I WOULD HARDLY SAY NEEDLESS. 232 00:10:59,389 --> 00:11:01,892 WITHOUT THESE, YOU'D STILL HAVE A GUN TO MY HEAD. 233 00:11:01,892 --> 00:11:05,235 DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD SEND YOU TO JAIL? 234 00:11:05,235 --> 00:11:07,768 IT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THREATENING. 235 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:10,741 I WAS BLUFFING, BREE, RIGHT FROM THE START. 236 00:11:10,741 --> 00:11:15,045 I COULD NEVER HURT YOU THAT BADLY, NO MATTER WHAT. 237 00:11:15,045 --> 00:11:17,778 Y-YOU DIDN'T NEED THESE. 238 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,981 YOU COULD'VE CALLED MY BLUFF AND WALKED AWAY ANYTIME. 239 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,787 I SUPPOSE THE FACT THAT YOU DID BELIEVE ME, 240 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:29,790 THAT YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT I'D DESTROY YOU JUST OUT OF SPITE, 241 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:32,062 THAT ALONE SHOULD'VE TOLD ME IT WAS OVER. 242 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,928 I WILL PACK AFTER BREAKFAST. 243 00:11:40,971 --> 00:11:42,432 FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, 244 00:11:42,432 --> 00:11:45,405 I'M SORRY IT HAD TO END THIS WAY. 245 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,707 ME, TOO. 246 00:11:50,841 --> 00:11:54,414 THESE SCONES YOU MADE ARE DELICIOUS. 247 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,987 I'LL MISS THEM. 248 00:12:07,858 --> 00:12:10,100 HERE'S KATHERINE'S ROOM. 249 00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:12,462 NOW YOU MIGHT HEAR SOME SCREAMS FOR HELP IN THERE. 250 00:12:12,462 --> 00:12:14,164 IGNORE THEM. 251 00:12:14,164 --> 00:12:16,166 IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT BY, 252 00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:19,840 "I'LL BEHAVE CALMLY AND RATIONALLY"? THAT WAS JUST TO GET YOU TO UNLOCK THE CAR DOOR. 253 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,842 SUSAN, YOU GOTTA GO IN THERE 254 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,944 AND BE KATHERINE MAYFAIR'S BEST FRIEND, 255 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:28,748 BECAUSE SHE COULD PUT MIKE AWAY FOR A VERY LONG TIME. I KNOW. I KNOW. 256 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,750 MIGHT HELP IF YOU GIVE HER THESE. 257 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,052 GOOD IDEA. 258 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:36,426 SHE PISSES ME OFF, I CAN CRACK THE VASE OVER HER HEAD. 259 00:12:36,426 --> 00:12:37,828 (clatter) 260 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:45,365 NO, DYLAN. THE POLICE HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL. 261 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,938 THERE'S NO REASON FOR YOU TO FLY OUT HERE. 262 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:52,873 UH, HONEY, I-I'VE GOT A VISITOR. 263 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,774 I GOTTA GO. 264 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,376 OKAY, TALK TO YOU LATER. 265 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,949 (hangs up receiver) 266 00:12:58,949 --> 00:13:02,983 SUSAN, COME IN. 267 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,514 HI, KATHERINE. 268 00:13:04,514 --> 00:13:07,117 OH. 269 00:13:07,117 --> 00:13:08,889 OH... 270 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,391 WHAT A SWEET GIFT. 271 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:14,494 I DIDN'T EVEN THINK I'D SEE YOU HERE. 272 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:19,930 WELL, I WAS... CONCERNED ABOUT YOU, KATHERINE. 273 00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:22,472 A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE. 274 00:13:22,472 --> 00:13:26,376 ACTUALLY, THE ONE THEY SHOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT IS YOU. 275 00:13:26,376 --> 00:13:28,338 WHY IS THAT? 276 00:13:28,338 --> 00:13:30,440 BECAUSE THE MAN YOU JUST MARRIED 277 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,013 TURNED OUT TO BE A MANIAC. 278 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,015 YEAH, UM... 279 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,416 (chuckles) 280 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:39,489 ABOUT THAT--UH... 281 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:45,425 WE BOTH KNOW... 282 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:49,329 THAT MIKE DIDN'T DO THIS. 283 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,361 REALLY? 284 00:13:54,164 --> 00:13:56,166 I'VE GOT SEVEN STITCHES 285 00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:58,538 AND A KNIFE WITH MIKE'S FINGERPRINTS 286 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:01,141 THAT SAY OTHERWISE. 287 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,479 IT DOESN'T MAKE... 288 00:14:09,479 --> 00:14:13,083 ANY SENSE. 289 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:14,985 WHY WOULD MIKE 290 00:14:14,985 --> 00:14:17,627 WANT TO STAB YOU? 291 00:14:20,630 --> 00:14:22,933 WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW... 292 00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:25,936 I TOLD HIM I WAS IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE, 293 00:14:25,936 --> 00:14:27,938 AND HE FLEW INTO A RAGE. 294 00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:32,372 WILL YOU STOP LYING? 295 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,304 IF YOU DON'T TELL THE TRUTH SOON, 296 00:14:34,304 --> 00:14:36,306 YOU ARE SENDING AN INNOCENT MAN TO JAIL. 297 00:14:36,306 --> 00:14:39,479 YOU ARE TAKING A FATHER AWAY FROM HIS SON. 298 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,952 IT'S MIKE'S FAULT, NOT MINE. 299 00:14:41,952 --> 00:14:44,014 KATHERINE, PLEASE! 300 00:14:44,014 --> 00:14:49,459 EVEN THOUGH I AM SO ANGRY WITH HIM, 301 00:14:49,459 --> 00:14:51,461 WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, 302 00:14:51,461 --> 00:14:53,393 IT'S REALLY KIND OF FLATTERING... 303 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:57,527 TO GO THIS FAR TO KEEP ME FROM BEING WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 304 00:15:02,472 --> 00:15:04,434 (sighs) 305 00:15:04,434 --> 00:15:06,576 SO HOW DID IT GO? 306 00:15:06,576 --> 00:15:08,508 I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE. 307 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,511 I CAN'T TELL IF SHE'S CRAZY OR JUST DEVIOUS. 308 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:14,184 I THINK SHE'S A LITTLE OF BOTH. 309 00:15:14,184 --> 00:15:17,547 OKAY. SO TELL ME HOW I GET THE CRAZY PART COMMITTED. 310 00:15:17,547 --> 00:15:19,049 ONLY A FAMILY MEMBER 311 00:15:19,049 --> 00:15:21,051 CAN COMMIT SOMEBODY TO AN INSTITUTION. 312 00:15:21,051 --> 00:15:23,123 REALLY? 313 00:15:26,356 --> 00:15:28,058 EXCUSE ME. 314 00:15:28,058 --> 00:15:30,360 I WAS JUST WITH MY FRIEND KATHERINE IN 607, 315 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,362 AND SHE WAS TALKING TO HER DAUGHTER, 316 00:15:32,362 --> 00:15:34,604 AND SHE WANTED ME TO FOLLOW UP ABOUT SOMETHING. 317 00:15:34,604 --> 00:15:36,606 DO YOU HAVE THAT NUMBER? 318 00:15:36,606 --> 00:15:39,309 (British accent) DYLAN MAYFAIR? 319 00:15:39,309 --> 00:15:41,611 YES. WOULD YOU MIND DIALING THAT NUMBER? 320 00:15:41,611 --> 00:15:43,373 CERTAINLY. 321 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,446 THERE YOU GO. 322 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,422 (imitates British accent) HELLO. 323 00:15:52,422 --> 00:15:56,056 THIS IS DR. BREWSTER CALLING FROM FAIRVIEW GENERAL. 324 00:15:56,056 --> 00:16:01,031 I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WERE JUST SPEAKING WITH YOUR MOTHER. 325 00:16:01,031 --> 00:16:03,393 RIGHT. 326 00:16:03,393 --> 00:16:05,465 WELL, I DO FEEL, GIVEN HER CONDITION, 327 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:09,469 IT IS IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO COME HERE IF YOU CAN. 328 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,641 LOVELY. 329 00:16:11,641 --> 00:16:15,275 SEE YOU SOON. 330 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,507 NOW THAT'S DEVIOUS. 331 00:16:26,756 --> 00:16:28,458 50 CENTS OFF PAPER TOWELS-- 332 00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:29,759 THAT'S A GREAT COUPON. 333 00:16:29,759 --> 00:16:31,761 THIS IS FUN. YEAH, IT SURE IS. 334 00:16:31,761 --> 00:16:34,294 AND ME DOING MY OWN ROOTS IS GONNA BE FUN, 335 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,426 AND GETTING RID OF CABLE IS GONNA BE FUN. 336 00:16:36,426 --> 00:16:38,998 WE'RE GONNA BE HAVING SO MUCH FUN AROUND HERE. 337 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,500 MOMMY? HMM? 338 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,472 ARE WE POOR? 339 00:16:42,472 --> 00:16:45,505 OH. ONLY FINANCIALLY. 340 00:16:47,537 --> 00:16:50,280 HEY. HEY, DON'T FORGET THAT ONE. 341 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:53,083 RAVIOLI IN A CAN? I LIKE POOR FOOD! 342 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,645 (laughs) 343 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,521 WHAT'D THEY SAY? 344 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,523 I'VE ATTENDED CLASSES FOR SIX WEEKS. 345 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,426 (clears throat) THEY WON'T REFUND ANY OF MY TUITION. 346 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,358 UNBELIEVABLE. 347 00:17:08,358 --> 00:17:11,331 IS THERE A SIGN OVER US THAT SAYS "CRAP HERE"? 348 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,802 IT'LL BE OKAY. 349 00:17:12,802 --> 00:17:15,305 I'M LOOKING FOR A JOB, AND IN THE MEANTIME, 350 00:17:15,305 --> 00:17:18,638 WE GOT ENOUGH MONEY TO LIVE ON FOR THE NEXT... MM, FOUR MONTHS? 351 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,371 SO WE'LL RUN OUT RIGHT BEFORE THE BABIES ARE BORN. 352 00:17:21,371 --> 00:17:24,074 YES, BUT REMEMBER, 353 00:17:24,074 --> 00:17:26,246 KIDS DON'T MISS WHAT THEY NEVER HAD. 354 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:29,048 AH, LIKE FOOD, CLOTHING, SOBER MOTHER? 355 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,480 (chuckles) 356 00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:36,086 I AM SO SORRY. 357 00:17:36,086 --> 00:17:38,458 FOR WHAT? 358 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,460 FOR WHAT I HAVE DONE TO THIS FAMILY. 359 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,263 YOU HAVE TO DROP OUT OF SCHOOL. 360 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,595 PENNY IS CLIPPING COUPONS. 361 00:17:45,595 --> 00:17:49,439 I HAVE REALLY, REALLY SCREWED THIS UP. 362 00:17:49,439 --> 00:17:53,473 WELL, WE'LL GET SOME MONEY IF WE WIN THE LAWSUIT. 363 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:56,206 YEAH. WON'T THAT BE GREAT? 364 00:17:56,206 --> 00:18:01,481 LIVING OFF THE MONEY WE MADE SUING OUR BEST FRIENDS. 365 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:06,286 AT LEAST GABY TRIED TO APOLOGIZE AND STOP THIS. 366 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,288 WELL... 367 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,390 MAYBE IT'S YOUR TURN. 368 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,527 DAMN IT! 369 00:18:17,527 --> 00:18:19,569 WHATEVER IT IS, I CAN EXPLAIN. 370 00:18:19,569 --> 00:18:21,571 THAT WAS THE CHAIRMAN OF MY BOARD. 371 00:18:21,571 --> 00:18:24,234 THIS LYNETTE THING IS TURNING INTO A FIASCO. 372 00:18:24,234 --> 00:18:27,237 I THOUGHT THAT LAWYER SAID YOU DID EVERYTHING BY THE BOOK, 373 00:18:27,237 --> 00:18:28,578 THAT WE WERE COVERED. 374 00:18:28,578 --> 00:18:31,581 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE LAWYER SAID. 375 00:18:31,581 --> 00:18:34,414 BOTTOM LINE IS, IT LOOKS BAD FOR GLOBAL VENTURE-- 376 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,616 BIG CORPORATION GOING AFTER A PREGNANT WOMAN. 377 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,748 SO WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? 378 00:18:38,748 --> 00:18:42,322 IF THIS SUIT GOES TO TRIAL... 379 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,693 I'M DONE. 380 00:18:43,693 --> 00:18:47,457 AND EVEN IF IT DOESN'T, I MIGHT STILL LOSE MY JOB. 381 00:18:47,457 --> 00:18:50,300 I'VE PUT EVERYTHING INTO THIS COMPANY. 382 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:52,432 CARLOS. 383 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,563 CARLOS. 384 00:18:53,563 --> 00:18:55,565 (doorbell rings) 385 00:18:55,565 --> 00:18:57,867 (sighs) 386 00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:01,341 (sighs) 387 00:19:03,273 --> 00:19:05,275 HI. I KNOW I'M PROBABLY 388 00:19:05,275 --> 00:19:08,278 THE LAST PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO. 389 00:19:08,278 --> 00:19:10,320 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. 390 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:13,183 (door slams) 391 00:19:13,183 --> 00:19:15,885 IT'S, UH, DONE, KARL. 392 00:19:15,885 --> 00:19:18,888 ORSON SIGNED THE PAPERS. 393 00:19:18,888 --> 00:19:21,361 YES, UH, I KNOW. 394 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,763 I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER. 395 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,765 I ABSOLUTELY WANT TO SEE YOU, TOO. 396 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,767 UH, MEET ME AT THE MOTEL, 397 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,340 AND WE'LL FIND A WAY TO CELEBRATE. 398 00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:33,743 TILL THEN, MY DARLING. 399 00:19:33,743 --> 00:19:35,405 (cell phone beeps) 400 00:19:35,405 --> 00:19:38,508 WHEN YOU MOVE ON, YOU DON'T WASTE ANY TIME. 401 00:19:38,508 --> 00:19:40,450 (sighs) 402 00:19:40,450 --> 00:19:42,452 I'M SORRY. 403 00:19:42,452 --> 00:19:44,954 I WANTED TO TELL YOU THIS MORNING, 404 00:19:44,954 --> 00:19:48,318 BUT I... FELT I'D HURT YOU ENOUGH FOR ONE DAY. 405 00:19:48,318 --> 00:19:49,789 YES. 406 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:53,293 MUCH BETTER TO PARCEL OUT THE PAIN. 407 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,365 IS IT SOMEONE I KNOW? 408 00:19:57,467 --> 00:20:00,300 NO, NO, NEVER MIND. 409 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,332 I CAN'T HANDLE THAT RIGHT NOW. 410 00:20:02,332 --> 00:20:05,805 JUST, UH, TELL ME THIS... 411 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,808 HAVE YOU TOLD YOUR FRIENDS YOU'RE SEEING ANYONE? 412 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,281 OF COURSE NOT. 413 00:20:11,281 --> 00:20:13,443 GOOD. 414 00:20:13,443 --> 00:20:15,485 PLEASE DON'T UNTIL I'M GONE. 415 00:20:15,485 --> 00:20:18,488 I'M SAYING GOOD-BYE TO EVERYONE AT THE PARTY TOMORROW. 416 00:20:18,488 --> 00:20:22,292 I DON'T WANT IT TO TURN INTO A PITY FEST FOR POOR ORSON. 417 00:20:23,853 --> 00:20:26,856 I WON'T GO PUBLIC WITH MY NEW RELATIONSHIP 418 00:20:26,856 --> 00:20:28,598 UNTIL WE'RE DIVORCED. 419 00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:34,504 AND I'LL SAY WE STARTED SEEING EACH OTHER... 420 00:20:34,504 --> 00:20:37,337 AFTER YOU AND I SEPARATE. 421 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:40,310 WHAT A TASTEFUL SOLUTION. 422 00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:44,344 YOU MUST WRITE AN ETIQUETTE BOOK FOR ADULTERERS. 423 00:20:47,577 --> 00:20:50,420 I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING ANGRY. 424 00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:52,422 AND I GIVE YOU MY WORD, 425 00:20:52,422 --> 00:20:55,555 I WILL NOT LET MY AFFAIR BE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO YOU. 426 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:58,257 SO WHEN THE PLANE FLIES OVER THE CHRISTMAS PARTY, 427 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,930 I WANT IT PULLING A BIG-ASS BANNER THAT READS, 428 00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:04,033 "WILL YOU MARRY ME, BREE? 429 00:21:04,033 --> 00:21:05,895 LOVE, KARL." 430 00:21:05,895 --> 00:21:07,397 OH, ISN'T THAT ROMANTIC? 431 00:21:07,397 --> 00:21:08,998 GLORIOUS. THAT'LL BE 600 BUCKS. 432 00:21:08,998 --> 00:21:12,342 I DON'T CARE. YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON LOVE. 433 00:21:12,342 --> 00:21:14,344 HE CAN. OUR ANNIVERSARY? 434 00:21:14,344 --> 00:21:16,506 $20 GIFT CERTIFICATE TO A RIB JOINT. 435 00:21:16,506 --> 00:21:18,508 WELL, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COOK THAT NIGHT. 436 00:21:18,508 --> 00:21:20,580 SO THE GIFT WAS FOR BOTH OF US. 437 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:23,513 GOOD LUCK, MR. MAYER. 438 00:21:23,513 --> 00:21:25,515 I HOPE THIS BREE SAYS YES... 439 00:21:25,515 --> 00:21:30,390 ALMOST AS MUCH AS I WISH I HAD SAID NO. 440 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:34,394 FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, I'M A DIVORCE LAWYER. 441 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,995 OH, FOR GOD SAKE! 442 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:39,068 JEFF, LOOK AT THE MESS IN HERE! 443 00:21:39,068 --> 00:21:41,070 DO YOU HAVE A CARD? 444 00:21:55,845 --> 00:21:57,417 (Susan) DYLAN. 445 00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:58,588 DYLAN! 446 00:21:58,588 --> 00:22:01,020 I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU. 447 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,393 I KNOW WHAT YOUR MOTHER MUST HAVE TOLD YOU. 448 00:22:03,393 --> 00:22:05,555 IT'S WHAT SHE TOLD EVERYONE. BUT IT'S NOT TRUE. 449 00:22:05,555 --> 00:22:08,558 DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR WORD OVER HERS? 450 00:22:08,558 --> 00:22:11,060 PLEASE. I AM SO WORRIED ABOUT YOUR MOM. 451 00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:13,763 I AM NOT JUST THINKING ABOUT MIKE. THE HELL YOU'RE NOT. 452 00:22:13,763 --> 00:22:16,766 GET OVER HIM. HE'S MARRIED TO MY MOTHER. 453 00:22:16,766 --> 00:22:18,768 WHAT? YOU KNOW, IT'S BAD ENOUGH 454 00:22:18,768 --> 00:22:21,070 THAT YOU MAKE A SCENE AT THEIR WEDDING 455 00:22:21,070 --> 00:22:23,713 AND YOU HOUND THEM NIGHT AND DAY. 456 00:22:23,713 --> 00:22:26,045 AND YOU STAB HER BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM? 457 00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:28,047 IS THAT WHAT SHE TOLD YOU? 458 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,349 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE NOT LOCKED UP RIGHT NOW. 459 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,350 YOU'RE CRAZY. 460 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,622 DYLAN! 461 00:22:32,622 --> 00:22:34,353 (dog barking in distance) 462 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,626 WE NEED TO TALK. 463 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,394 OH, MY GOD. 464 00:22:48,538 --> 00:22:50,400 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 465 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,642 FOR MONTHS, MY MOM HAS BEEN TELLING ME 466 00:22:52,642 --> 00:22:54,644 ABOUT HER LIFE WITH MIKE-- 467 00:22:54,644 --> 00:22:57,447 THE GIFTS THAT HE'S GIVEN HER AND TRIPS THAT THEY'VE PLANNED. 468 00:23:00,610 --> 00:23:03,913 YOUR MOM NEEDS HELP. 469 00:23:03,913 --> 00:23:05,585 AND SO DOES MIKE. 470 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:07,917 (sighs) 471 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:12,091 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 472 00:23:16,466 --> 00:23:19,469 HEY, GOOD NEWS. 473 00:23:19,469 --> 00:23:21,571 DR. CHENG SAYS 474 00:23:21,571 --> 00:23:24,604 I CAN GIVE YOUR PARENTS AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT. 475 00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:26,105 YOU'RE RELEASED. 476 00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:28,478 GRAB YOUR STUFF. I'M TAKING YOU HOME. 477 00:23:34,183 --> 00:23:37,016 HEY, THANKS FOR THE RIDE. 478 00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:38,888 HAPPY TO HELP. 479 00:23:38,888 --> 00:23:44,053 I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW TOUGH IT IS FOR YOU GUYS TO LIVE THIS WAY. 480 00:23:44,053 --> 00:23:45,925 WHAT WAY? 481 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,927 RUNNING ALL THESE YEARS, 482 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,929 ALWAYS LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER. 483 00:23:53,963 --> 00:23:58,107 RELAX, DANNY. YOUR PARENTS TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR SITUATION. 484 00:23:58,107 --> 00:24:00,540 WELL, ACTUALLY, I FIGURED IT OUT. 485 00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:02,642 YOUR MOM JUST FILLED IN THE DETAILS. 486 00:24:05,214 --> 00:24:07,216 WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? 487 00:24:07,216 --> 00:24:09,719 WELL, FRANKLY, I THINK SHE WAS GLAD 488 00:24:09,719 --> 00:24:12,522 TO FINALLY FIND SOMEONE SHE COULD BE HONEST WITH. 489 00:24:12,522 --> 00:24:14,453 AND THAT GOES FOR YOU, TOO. 490 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:18,688 IF YOU EVER NEED TO TALK, YOU CAN TRUST ME. 491 00:24:18,688 --> 00:24:21,631 (sighs) I HOPE SO. 492 00:24:21,631 --> 00:24:23,633 'CAUSE IF YOU SAY ANYTHING, 493 00:24:23,633 --> 00:24:25,665 THEY'RE GONNA THROW MY MOM IN JAIL. 494 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:28,197 NO, NO. IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. 495 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,171 ARE YOU KIDDING? 496 00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:36,075 EVER SINCE 9/11, 497 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:39,509 THE FEDS ARE HARD-CORE ON ANY TERRORIST STUFF, 498 00:24:39,509 --> 00:24:42,782 EVEN THE OLD CASES. 499 00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:45,785 IF THEY FIND HER, SHE'S DEAD. 500 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:49,959 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 501 00:24:55,965 --> 00:24:57,967 DANNY! 502 00:24:57,967 --> 00:25:01,230 I THOUGHT WE WERE PICKING YOU UP TOMORROW. MA, I SCREWED UP. 503 00:25:01,230 --> 00:25:03,132 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 504 00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:08,077 I TOLD MONA EVERYTHING. 505 00:25:20,650 --> 00:25:23,653 (car engine idling) 506 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:34,033 HEY, MONA. 507 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:36,135 THANKS FOR GIVING DANNY A RIDE. 508 00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:38,137 AND, OH, I AM SO SORRY 509 00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:40,640 HE DRAGGED YOU INTO OUR FAMILY DRAMA. 510 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,049 (sighs) I MEAN, YOU KNOW BETTER THAN ANYONE 511 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:52,882 WHAT A BAD HEAD SPACE HE'S IN RIGHT NOW. 512 00:25:52,882 --> 00:25:57,056 HE'S SO ANGRY AT ME AND HIS DAD, HE JUST WANTS TO HURT US, 513 00:25:57,056 --> 00:26:01,130 WHICH WOULD EXPLAIN THE WILD STORY HE JUST TOLD YOU. 514 00:26:03,132 --> 00:26:05,194 SO... 515 00:26:05,194 --> 00:26:07,096 WE GOOD? 516 00:26:07,096 --> 00:26:09,198 I HATE MY JOB. 517 00:26:09,198 --> 00:26:12,571 ALL I DO IS DEAL WITH DISTURBED PEOPLE, 518 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,674 WIPE THEIR DROOL, 519 00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:16,876 STRAP THEM DOWN. 520 00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:19,809 I HATE IT. 521 00:26:19,809 --> 00:26:21,280 WELL... 522 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,283 MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET A DIFFERENT JOB. I WANTED TO, 523 00:26:24,283 --> 00:26:26,285 BUT THEY SAY YOU SHOULD HAVE 524 00:26:26,285 --> 00:26:29,018 A YEAR'S WORTH OF LIVING EXPENSES. 525 00:26:29,018 --> 00:26:33,122 AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE I'D GET THE MONEY. 526 00:26:33,122 --> 00:26:36,095 $67,000. 527 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:39,268 THAT'S WHAT I'VE NEEDED TO COVER MY MORTGAGE, MY CAR, 528 00:26:39,268 --> 00:26:41,771 EVERYTHING FOR A YEAR. 529 00:26:41,771 --> 00:26:43,372 (scoffs) MONA-- 530 00:26:43,372 --> 00:26:45,935 67 GRAND. 531 00:26:45,935 --> 00:26:49,809 IF YOU COULD DO THAT FOR ME, 532 00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:52,211 THEN WE'D ALL BE FREE. 533 00:27:00,289 --> 00:27:01,921 HEY, MOM. 534 00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:03,322 OH! (chuckles) 535 00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:05,154 DYLAN! 536 00:27:05,154 --> 00:27:08,157 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I-I ASKED YOU NOT TO COME. 537 00:27:08,157 --> 00:27:10,159 I HAD TO. 538 00:27:10,159 --> 00:27:12,001 YOU WERE HURT. 539 00:27:12,001 --> 00:27:14,964 HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE HOUSE? 540 00:27:16,666 --> 00:27:21,070 OH, I'M SO SORRY MIKE WASN'T THERE TO WELCOME YOU. 541 00:27:21,070 --> 00:27:22,712 HE'S AWAY ON BUSINESS. 542 00:27:24,974 --> 00:27:26,776 NO, HE'S IN JAIL. 543 00:27:26,776 --> 00:27:30,950 YOU TOLD THE POLICE HE STABBED YOU. 544 00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:33,783 I... NEVER SAID THAT. 545 00:27:33,783 --> 00:27:36,856 I TOLD YOU-- SUSAN ATTACKED ME. 546 00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:39,428 THEN WHY DID THE POLICE ARREST MIKE? 547 00:27:39,428 --> 00:27:43,092 I DON'T KNOW. 548 00:27:43,092 --> 00:27:48,667 MAYBE HE CONFESSED TO PROTECT HER. 549 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:52,141 MOM, SUSAN'S HIS WIFE. 550 00:27:52,141 --> 00:27:55,775 (scoffs) THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 551 00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:56,946 (laughs) 552 00:27:56,946 --> 00:27:59,108 WHAT--WHO TOLD YOU THAT? SUSAN? 553 00:27:59,108 --> 00:28:00,910 NO. MIKE. 554 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,315 THEY LET ME SPEAK WITH HIM. 555 00:28:06,315 --> 00:28:08,317 MOM, MIKE IS IN JAIL, 556 00:28:08,317 --> 00:28:11,060 AND THAT'S NOT RIGHT IF HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 557 00:28:16,465 --> 00:28:19,128 (sighs) DID YOU STAB YOURSELF? 558 00:28:22,331 --> 00:28:25,104 MOM, DID YOU? 559 00:28:27,476 --> 00:28:30,309 (voice breaks) I ASKED YOU NOT TO COME. 560 00:28:32,081 --> 00:28:33,412 OH, MOM. 561 00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:34,984 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 562 00:28:34,984 --> 00:28:37,947 SUSAN TRAPPED HIM, 563 00:28:37,947 --> 00:28:39,889 FILLED HIS HEAD WITH LIES. 564 00:28:39,889 --> 00:28:42,952 THIS IS GONNA SAVE HIM. 565 00:28:42,952 --> 00:28:46,926 HE KNOWS WHY I DID IT. HE WANTS THIS. 566 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,732 WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE? 567 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:56,435 I WANNA HELP YOU, KATHERINE. 568 00:29:03,172 --> 00:29:05,214 I HAVE TO GET TO MIKE. (slides tray) 569 00:29:05,214 --> 00:29:07,416 (sheets rumple) HE'S EXPECTING ME. 570 00:29:07,416 --> 00:29:10,079 I CAN FIX IT. YOU'LL SEE! I HAVE TO GO! (woman) MRS. MAYFAIR, STOP! 571 00:29:10,079 --> 00:29:12,081 (Dylan) MOM, PLEASE. (woman) MRS. MAYFAIR! 572 00:29:12,081 --> 00:29:13,983 (panting) (Susan) OH! WE NEED A LITTLE HELP HERE. 573 00:29:13,983 --> 00:29:15,324 MOM, PLEASE! 574 00:29:15,324 --> 00:29:18,087 EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE WONDERFUL! (grunts) MOM! 575 00:29:18,087 --> 00:29:20,960 (crying) NO, I HAVE TO GET TO MIKE! (man) WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 576 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,462 NO! NO! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME! NEED SOME HELP HERE. MRS. MAYFAIR, PLEASE! 577 00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:26,465 MRS. MAY-- NO! NO! NO! (sobbing) 578 00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:30,840 PLEASE, MRS. MAYFAIR, WE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU. 579 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,041 (gasps) 580 00:29:32,041 --> 00:29:33,903 OKAY, IT--IT--IT'S OKAY. 581 00:29:33,903 --> 00:29:36,045 HONEY, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY. 582 00:29:36,045 --> 00:29:38,047 (sighs) 583 00:29:40,349 --> 00:29:43,052 (softly) I ASKED YOU NOT TO COME. 584 00:29:55,124 --> 00:29:58,567 HEY, WAIT UP. I WANNA GO WITH YOU. CAN'T I HAVE ONE MOMENT OF PEACE? 585 00:29:58,567 --> 00:30:01,070 OUR THERAPIST SAID WE NEED TO DO MORE STUFF TOGETHER. 586 00:30:01,070 --> 00:30:04,073 I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I DON'T GO TO THE THERAPIST WITH YOU. OH, COME ON. 587 00:30:04,073 --> 00:30:07,076 WOULD IT KILL YOU TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH THE WOMAN YOU LOVE? 588 00:30:07,076 --> 00:30:11,881 I DON'T KNOW. WOULD YOU BE UPSET IF I BROUGHT HER? AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T DEFLATE IN THE PLANE. 589 00:30:11,881 --> 00:30:16,185 ("We Wish You a Merry Christmas" playing) 590 00:30:16,185 --> 00:30:19,088 GABY, PLEASE TALK TO ME. I FEEL JUST AWFUL. 591 00:30:19,088 --> 00:30:21,921 YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE AWFUL. 592 00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:25,054 YOU'RE AN AWFUL PERSON. OKAY, YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE MAD AT ME. 593 00:30:25,054 --> 00:30:28,057 THANKS, LYNETTE, AND YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO GO TO HELL. 594 00:30:28,057 --> 00:30:30,029 STOP TALKING TO ME! (scoffs) 595 00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:33,832 THANK YOU, ALL, FOR COMING OUT TO OUR ANNUAL HOLIDAY FESTIVAL. 596 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:37,036 AND, AS IT'S BEEN OUR TRADITION THESE LAST 12 YEARS, 597 00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:40,910 PLEASE WELCOME BACK THE JINGLE BELLES. 598 00:30:40,910 --> 00:30:42,912 (cheering) 599 00:30:42,912 --> 00:30:44,843 ALL RIGHT, LADIES. SPARKLE! 600 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:47,977 (plays note on pitch pipe) I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WOULDN'T LET YOU SING WITH THEM. 601 00:30:47,977 --> 00:30:50,149 IT'S THEIR GROUP. THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. 602 00:30:50,149 --> 00:30:51,320 WHORES. 603 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,954 (women) ♪ SILENT NIGHT ♪ 604 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:57,987 ♪ HOLY NIGHT... ♪ 605 00:30:57,987 --> 00:31:01,961 DO YOU MIND? YOU'RE BLOCKING ME WITH YOUR BIG FAT HEAD. 606 00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:04,593 I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T TALKING. 607 00:31:04,593 --> 00:31:08,998 ♪ 'ROUND YON VIRGIN MO-- ♪ 608 00:31:08,998 --> 00:31:11,170 YOU KNOW, I WAS TRYING TO APOLOGIZE. 609 00:31:11,170 --> 00:31:13,342 WELL, IT'S TOO LATE. CARLOS IS PROBABLY GONNA LOSE HIS JOB 610 00:31:13,342 --> 00:31:15,344 OVER THIS STUFF YOU'RE PUTTING HIM THROUGH. 611 00:31:15,344 --> 00:31:17,406 WELL, GEE, I WONDER WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE. 612 00:31:17,406 --> 00:31:19,378 SHH! 613 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:21,050 ♪ SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE... ♪ 614 00:31:21,050 --> 00:31:23,052 BY THE WAY, BECAUSE YOUR HUSBAND CANNED ME, 615 00:31:23,052 --> 00:31:24,914 TOM HAD TO QUIT SCHOOL. 616 00:31:24,914 --> 00:31:27,216 AW, THE 45-YEAR-OLD FRESHMAN HAS TO DROP OUT? 617 00:31:27,216 --> 00:31:29,088 MAYBE HE'LL GET A PAPER ROUTE. 618 00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:30,259 MOVE! NO. 619 00:31:30,259 --> 00:31:32,291 FINE. YOU WANT TO BE A JERK? 620 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,463 (gasps) GABY, GIVE ME MY HAT BACK. NO! NO! 621 00:31:34,463 --> 00:31:36,295 GABY, GIVE ME MY HAT BACK! 622 00:31:36,295 --> 00:31:38,998 GIVE THAT BACK TO ME! GIVE ME MY HAT BACK! 623 00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:41,030 GABY, GIVE IT BACK! ALL IS CALM! ALL IS CALM! 624 00:31:41,030 --> 00:31:44,934 DON'T LOOK AT ME. SHE'S THE ONE WHO STARTED IT! SHE'S BEING A BITCH. 625 00:31:44,934 --> 00:31:48,907 I DON'T REMEMBER THE WORD "BITCH" BEING IN THE SONG. OH, NO, IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE. 626 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:51,210 YOU ARE--AAH! 627 00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:52,911 (audience gasps, singing stops) 628 00:31:57,246 --> 00:31:59,118 (Bree sighs) 629 00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:03,522 WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE... UH, BREAK MID-SONG, 630 00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:05,524 AND WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK. 631 00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:07,496 HAVE A LITTLE PUNCH. 632 00:32:07,496 --> 00:32:09,128 (mutters) 633 00:32:11,300 --> 00:32:14,303 I REALIZE YOU TWO ARE HAVING A PROBLEM--A GIANT PROBLEM. 634 00:32:14,303 --> 00:32:17,006 AND NOW HALF OF FAIRVIEW DOES, TOO. 635 00:32:17,006 --> 00:32:20,539 SO, "A," YOU'RE FIRED, AND "B," WORK IT OUT. 636 00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:22,011 (indistinct conversations) 637 00:32:22,011 --> 00:32:24,013 GABY, I'M SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING, 638 00:32:24,013 --> 00:32:27,646 BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT LOSING MY JOB HAS DONE TO MY FAMILY. 639 00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:29,278 OH, BOO-HOO, YOU. 640 00:32:29,278 --> 00:32:32,281 WHY DON'T YOU SLIP YOUR CANKLES INTO MY SHOES AND WALK A MILE? 641 00:32:32,281 --> 00:32:35,484 YOU JUST DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT YOURSELF. 642 00:32:35,484 --> 00:32:37,486 NO, I DO. I CARE ABOUT MY FRIENDS. 643 00:32:37,486 --> 00:32:41,030 SORRY YOU ARE NO LONGER A PART OF THAT GROUP. 644 00:32:42,591 --> 00:32:45,464 (thud) 645 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:46,635 I'M IN. 646 00:32:46,635 --> 00:32:48,637 IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! 647 00:32:52,301 --> 00:32:54,703 WE CAN'T JUST LET SOME STUPID HOUSEWIFE 648 00:32:54,703 --> 00:32:56,975 SHAKE US DOWN FOR 67 GRAND. 649 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,378 NICK, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 650 00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:01,980 WE GOTTA TRY TO MAKE THIS GO AWAY. 651 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,013 WE GOT THE EMERGENCY 10 GRAND, 652 00:33:04,013 --> 00:33:06,115 BUT THAT IS A LONG WAY FROM $67,000. 653 00:33:06,115 --> 00:33:07,716 (sighs) 654 00:33:10,019 --> 00:33:13,122 OH... 655 00:33:13,122 --> 00:33:16,295 MAYBE THIS'LL GET US CLOSER. 656 00:33:16,295 --> 00:33:18,297 (band playing "The Twelve Days of Christmas") OH, YOU LITTLE-- 657 00:33:18,297 --> 00:33:21,100 NOW DO BE CAREFUL, YOU LITTLE MUNCHKINS. 658 00:33:22,731 --> 00:33:25,274 EXCUSE ME. 659 00:33:25,274 --> 00:33:28,377 KARL? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I JUST THOUGHT I'D COME BY 660 00:33:28,377 --> 00:33:32,641 AND GIVE YOU AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT. STOP IT! WE CAN'T BE SEEN TOGETHER. 661 00:33:32,641 --> 00:33:34,313 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 662 00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:37,546 SUSAN KNOWS. THE CAT'S OUT OF THE BAG. ORSON DOESN'T KNOW. 663 00:33:37,546 --> 00:33:40,549 YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM? ABOUT THE AFFAIR, YES. BUT HE HAS NO IDEA IT'S YOU. 664 00:33:40,549 --> 00:33:42,221 NOW, KARL, PLEASE GO. 665 00:33:42,221 --> 00:33:44,723 I PROMISED HIM THERE'D BE NO SCENES TODAY. 666 00:33:44,723 --> 00:33:46,595 (Orson) KARL? OH, LORD. 667 00:33:46,595 --> 00:33:47,696 (clears throat) 668 00:33:47,696 --> 00:33:51,029 HEY, ORSON. JUST CAME BY TO CHECK ON THE DECORATIONS. 669 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,701 GREAT JOB, MRS. HODGE. 670 00:33:52,701 --> 00:33:54,703 SAVE IT, KARL. I'M NOT AN IDIOT. 671 00:33:54,703 --> 00:33:56,335 ORSON, PLEASE. 672 00:33:56,335 --> 00:33:58,707 YOU OBVIOUSLY HEARD BREE AND I ARE DIVORCING, 673 00:33:58,707 --> 00:34:00,709 AND, VULTURE THAT YOU ARE, 674 00:34:00,709 --> 00:34:04,443 YOU'VE SWOOPED IN TO MAKE A BUCK BY REPRESENTING BREE. 675 00:34:05,814 --> 00:34:08,747 HEY, A MAN'S GOTTA EAT. 676 00:34:08,747 --> 00:34:12,521 PERHAPS. BUT SOLICITING BUSINESS AT A CHRISTMAS PARTY? 677 00:34:12,521 --> 00:34:16,355 THAT'S TACKY, EVEN FOR YOU, KARL. 678 00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:18,657 IF THIS IS WHO YOU WANT REPRESENTING YOU, 679 00:34:18,657 --> 00:34:20,529 THAT'S YOUR CHOICE. 680 00:34:20,529 --> 00:34:23,132 BUT FRANKLY, I THOUGHT YOU HAD HIGHER STANDARDS. 681 00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:31,370 REMIND ME NOT TO LET HIM MAKE A TOAST AT OUR WEDDING. IT'S NOT FUNNY, KARL. 682 00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:34,373 NOW JUST GO BEFORE HE FIGURES IT OUT. YEAH, ABOUT THAT... 683 00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:37,075 UH, Y-YOU KNOW THAT CHRISTMAS PRESENT I MENTIONED? 684 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:40,078 DON'T YOU DARE GIVE ME A PRESENT IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE! 685 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:43,812 I'M NOT SURE I CAN STOP IT. IT'S BEING DELIVERED... BY AIR. 686 00:34:43,812 --> 00:34:47,816 KARL, WHAT DID YOU DO? JUST LET ME MAKE ONE QUICK CALL. 687 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:50,689 (sighs) 688 00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:53,162 (engine whirring) 689 00:34:53,162 --> 00:34:55,164 MAYDAY! MAYDAY! 690 00:34:55,164 --> 00:34:57,826 GOD, HOW DO YOU TURN THIS THING ON? 691 00:34:57,826 --> 00:34:59,598 SOMEBODY HELP! 692 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:03,502 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FLY! 693 00:35:11,410 --> 00:35:14,513 (engine whirring, sign flaps) 694 00:35:14,513 --> 00:35:16,685 OKAY, I RELEASED THE BANNER. NOW WHAT? 695 00:35:16,685 --> 00:35:18,647 (man over radio) Look for a place to land-- 696 00:35:18,647 --> 00:35:20,789 a field, a large parking lot. 697 00:35:20,789 --> 00:35:22,821 ALL I SEE ARE NEIGHBORHOODS. 698 00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:24,823 Negative. Street landing is too dangerous. 699 00:35:24,823 --> 00:35:28,427 WELL, THAT'S ALL THERE IS! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! 700 00:35:28,427 --> 00:35:32,431 Okay, calm down. Keep her steady. 701 00:35:32,431 --> 00:35:34,733 JEFF, IT'S KARL. ARE YOU THERE? 702 00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:37,366 Hello? 703 00:35:37,366 --> 00:35:39,768 Come on, pick up. Okay. 704 00:35:39,768 --> 00:35:41,710 IF YOU GET THIS MESSAGE, 705 00:35:41,710 --> 00:35:44,913 AND PLEASE, PLEASE GET THIS MESSAGE--YOU NEED TO ABORT. 706 00:35:44,913 --> 00:35:47,776 DO NOT, REPEAT, DO NOT FLY OVER WISTERIA PARK WITH THAT BANNER. 707 00:35:47,776 --> 00:35:50,419 WHAT BANNER? CALL ME. 708 00:35:50,419 --> 00:35:52,321 KARL, WHAT BANNER? 709 00:35:52,321 --> 00:35:54,323 YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING TO ME 710 00:35:54,323 --> 00:35:56,325 I SHOULD BE MORE ROMANTIC? WELL, I THOUGHT, 711 00:35:56,325 --> 00:35:59,388 WHAT IF I HIRE A PLANE TO FLY OVER BREE'S STREET 712 00:35:59,388 --> 00:36:01,730 CARRYING A BANNER WITH A HEARTFELT PERSONAL MESSAGE? 713 00:36:01,730 --> 00:36:04,233 KARL, WHEN YOU PUT A MESSAGE ON A BANNER, 714 00:36:04,233 --> 00:36:06,795 IT CEASES TO BE PERSONAL. WHAT DOES IT SAY? 715 00:36:06,795 --> 00:36:08,797 UH, SOMETHING LIKE, UH... 716 00:36:08,797 --> 00:36:10,799 "BREE, WILL YOU MARRY ME? LOVE KARL." 717 00:36:10,799 --> 00:36:13,642 OH, DEAR GOD! I WAS TRYING TO BE ROMANTIC. 718 00:36:13,642 --> 00:36:16,645 KARL, WHEN WE BEGAN THIS AFFAIR, WE AGREED TO BE DISCREET. 719 00:36:16,645 --> 00:36:19,308 DO YOU KNOW WHAT DISCREET MEANS? NO SKYWRITING! 720 00:36:21,350 --> 00:36:24,313 OH, GOD! POOR ORSON! 721 00:36:24,313 --> 00:36:26,785 DO YOU KNOW HOW HUMILIATED HE'LL BE? 722 00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:29,658 I HAVE TO WARN HIM. BREE, WAIT. 723 00:36:29,658 --> 00:36:32,721 ("God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" playing) I MADE THIS MESS. 724 00:36:32,721 --> 00:36:34,323 I'LL DEAL WITH IT. 725 00:36:34,323 --> 00:36:36,325 ORSON DESERVES THE TRUTH, 726 00:36:36,325 --> 00:36:38,667 AND HE SHOULD HEAR IT FROM ME, NOT A BANNER. 727 00:36:38,667 --> 00:36:40,269 BUT I... (sighs) 728 00:36:44,933 --> 00:36:47,636 YOU GOT A MINUTE? I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 729 00:36:47,636 --> 00:36:49,908 WHAT, HERE? CAN'T IT WAIT? 730 00:36:49,908 --> 00:36:51,640 UH, NOT REALLY. 731 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:52,981 UH... 732 00:36:55,484 --> 00:36:58,216 ♪♪♪ 733 00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:00,249 IF THIS IS ABOUT THE SETTLEMENT, 734 00:37:00,249 --> 00:37:02,791 I TOLD BREE THERE'S VERY LITTLE I WANT. 735 00:37:02,791 --> 00:37:04,723 THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM. 736 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:07,826 IT'S WHAT I WANT--BREE. 737 00:37:07,826 --> 00:37:11,660 YOU'RE TOO LATE. SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND. 738 00:37:14,403 --> 00:37:16,765 YOU? 739 00:37:16,765 --> 00:37:18,767 HEY, IF I WERE A BETTING MAN, 740 00:37:18,767 --> 00:37:21,310 I'D HAVE LOST A BUNDLE ON THIS, TOO. 741 00:37:21,310 --> 00:37:22,811 S-SO WAIT. 742 00:37:22,811 --> 00:37:25,874 Y-YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH MY WIFE? 743 00:37:25,874 --> 00:37:28,246 (chuckles) THE POINT IS, 744 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,248 WE DON'T WANNA MAKE THIS ANY HARDER FOR YOU 745 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:31,680 THAN IT HAS TO BE. 746 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:35,684 I-I JUST WANTED TO WARN YOU THAT IN A FEW MINUTES-- 747 00:37:35,684 --> 00:37:38,427 (sighs) (nasally) OKAY, YOU'RE THE HUSBAND. 748 00:37:38,427 --> 00:37:41,730 I'LL GIVE YOU THAT ONE. (sniffs) 749 00:37:41,730 --> 00:37:45,033 I'M TRYING TO SPARE YOUR FEELINGS, WHICH IS WHY-- 750 00:37:45,033 --> 00:37:47,366 (sighs) 751 00:37:47,366 --> 00:37:49,037 THAT'S IT. 752 00:37:49,037 --> 00:37:51,770 THE HELL WITH YOUR FEELINGS. 753 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:54,803 I AM PROPOSING TO BREE TODAY WITH AN AIRPLANE BANNER. 754 00:37:54,803 --> 00:37:57,806 AND TRUST ME, THAT WILL BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR DAY! 755 00:37:57,806 --> 00:37:59,047 (grunts) 756 00:38:01,810 --> 00:38:03,752 ONE MOMENT, PLEASE. 757 00:38:03,752 --> 00:38:04,653 (whack) 758 00:38:04,653 --> 00:38:06,655 (choir) ♪ JOY TO THE WORLD! ♪ 759 00:38:06,655 --> 00:38:08,957 ♪ THE LORD IS COME ♪ 760 00:38:08,957 --> 00:38:10,919 ♪ LET EARTH RECEIVE... ♪ 761 00:38:10,919 --> 00:38:12,290 HI. 762 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:14,493 HI! HAVE YOU BEEN TO SEE SANTA YET? 763 00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:16,495 UNH-UNH. YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU? 764 00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:17,626 YEAH? OKAY. 765 00:38:17,626 --> 00:38:19,398 (Gabrielle) CELIA! 766 00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:23,572 COME ON. I WILL TAKE YOU TO SEE SANTA. 767 00:38:23,572 --> 00:38:25,574 ♪ AND HEAVEN ♪ 768 00:38:25,574 --> 00:38:29,738 ♪ AND HEAVEN AND NATURE SING ♪ (exhales deeply) 769 00:38:29,738 --> 00:38:31,640 ♪♪♪ 770 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,583 HEY. 771 00:38:34,583 --> 00:38:37,516 OH. WE'RE GONNA DO THIS RIGHT HERE? JUST LIKE THAT? 772 00:38:39,087 --> 00:38:41,850 THIS SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY SMALL ENVELOPE 773 00:38:41,850 --> 00:38:44,393 FOR SUCH A BIG SECRET. 774 00:38:44,393 --> 00:38:46,024 IT'S 10 GRAND. 775 00:38:46,024 --> 00:38:49,598 AND--AND MY WEDDING RING. IT WAS MY GRANDMOTHER'S. 776 00:38:49,598 --> 00:38:52,330 IT'S ALL WE HAVE RIGHT NOW. 777 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:55,604 BUT... (sighs) I-I GAVE NOTICE AT THE HOSPITAL. 778 00:38:55,604 --> 00:38:57,606 I-I CAN'T GO BACK THERE. 779 00:38:57,606 --> 00:38:59,808 MONA, THAT'S THE BEST WE CAN DO. 780 00:38:59,808 --> 00:39:01,970 (sighs) 781 00:39:01,970 --> 00:39:03,972 I-I HAVE A JOB AT BREE'S. 782 00:39:03,972 --> 00:39:06,675 I-I-I COULD PAY THE REST AS I MAKE IT. 783 00:39:06,675 --> 00:39:09,518 SURE, UNTIL YOU DISAPPEAR INTO THIN AIR. 784 00:39:09,518 --> 00:39:13,121 JUST BECAUSE I HAVE LAWN GNOMES DOESN'T MEAN I'M STUPID. 785 00:39:13,121 --> 00:39:15,954 YOU--YOU DON'T KNOW THE WHOLE STORY. 786 00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:19,057 I KNOW YOU KILLED SOMEONE AND WALKED AWAY SCOT-FREE. 787 00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:20,529 SCOT-FREE? 788 00:39:21,890 --> 00:39:25,594 DOES THIS LOOK SCOT-FREE? 789 00:39:27,596 --> 00:39:30,098 YEAH, I DON'T THINK DANNY TOLD YOU THE WHOLE STORY, 790 00:39:30,098 --> 00:39:32,100 BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD HEAR IT. 791 00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:35,804 4 MILES I RAN TODAY, AND NOW I'M DRINKING EGGNOG. 792 00:39:35,804 --> 00:39:39,448 IT'S LIKE MAYONNAISE WITH RUM IN IT. 793 00:39:39,448 --> 00:39:43,652 (Karl and Orson grunting) 794 00:39:43,652 --> 00:39:45,153 (banging in distance) (sighs) 795 00:39:45,153 --> 00:39:46,655 EXCUSE ME. 796 00:39:46,655 --> 00:39:51,059 (airplane engine whirring in distance) 797 00:39:51,059 --> 00:39:54,062 (engine sputtering) 798 00:40:02,130 --> 00:40:04,032 (gasps) (grunts) 799 00:40:04,032 --> 00:40:06,475 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP IT! 800 00:40:06,475 --> 00:40:08,737 (both grunting) THIS IS RIDICULOUS! PLEASE! 801 00:40:08,737 --> 00:40:11,139 OH, FOR GOD SAKES, STOP IT! 802 00:40:11,139 --> 00:40:13,141 ...AND THAT WAS 18 YEARS AGO, 803 00:40:13,141 --> 00:40:15,544 AND WE'VE BEEN LOOKING OVER OUR SHOULDERS EVER SINCE. 804 00:40:15,544 --> 00:40:17,986 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A VERY REASONABLE STORY... 805 00:40:17,986 --> 00:40:19,988 SO REASONABLE THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND 806 00:40:19,988 --> 00:40:22,491 WHY YOU COULDN'T JUST CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW 807 00:40:22,491 --> 00:40:24,493 AND EXPLAIN IT TO THEM. 808 00:40:24,493 --> 00:40:27,095 SOMEONE'S DEAD. YOU KNOW I CAN'T DO THAT. 809 00:40:27,095 --> 00:40:29,528 WHAT I KNOW IS YOU'VE GOT TILL TOMORROW 810 00:40:29,528 --> 00:40:31,960 TO COME UP WITH THE REST OF THE MONEY, 811 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:35,534 OR I GO TO THE POLICE. CAPISCE? 812 00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:37,836 IS IT JUST ME, 813 00:40:37,836 --> 00:40:41,209 OR IS THAT PLANE FLYING REALLY LOW? 814 00:40:43,512 --> 00:40:45,514 MONA, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS? 815 00:40:45,514 --> 00:40:47,546 DON'T DO THIS. 816 00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:49,748 YOU ARE SCREWING WITH PEOPLE'S LIVES HERE. 817 00:40:49,748 --> 00:40:52,450 THIS COULD BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE. 818 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:55,854 (airplane approaching) $67,000 BY TOMORROW OR I CALL THE POLICE. 819 00:41:03,031 --> 00:41:04,563 HOUSE. HOUSE. 820 00:41:04,563 --> 00:41:07,636 HOUSE! 821 00:41:09,197 --> 00:41:11,139 HEY, WE'RE NOT DONE HERE. 822 00:41:11,139 --> 00:41:13,802 YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE! 823 00:41:16,675 --> 00:41:20,478 ♪♪♪ 824 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:23,512 (screaming) 825 00:41:25,854 --> 00:41:27,656 CELIA! 826 00:41:27,656 --> 00:41:28,687 RUN! 827 00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:48,637 THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER... 828 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,743 THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE HAD WANTED. 829 00:41:54,743 --> 00:41:59,147 BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG... 830 00:41:59,147 --> 00:42:01,690 HORRIBLY WRONG. 831 00:42:02,751 --> 00:42:05,554 FOR THOSE WHO SURVIVED, 832 00:42:05,554 --> 00:42:09,628 IT WOULD BE A DAY THEY WOULD TRY TO FORGET. 833 00:42:09,628 --> 00:42:11,860 FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T, 834 00:42:11,860 --> 00:42:15,664 THIS CHRISTMAS WOULD SIMPLY BE... 835 00:42:15,664 --> 00:42:17,535 THEIR LAST.